I want to cut off the power to an orphanage… Who are they gonna tell. Their parents?!
What the fuck am i doing with my life?
This is a reminder that St. Peter, the first pope was called kepa (or cepas) which in latin or greek is petros and means “rock” hence his name simon peter or “simon the rock”. Extrapolating further the pope is the successor of the chair of St. Peter and inherit his title, so therefore the pope is really…
To those who havent tried this: fucking do it. It was 5 bucks at my local trader joes and tastes like it is 3x that. Nice and stout, excellent pairing with red meat, tuna steaks, walleye, dark chocolate or more beer.
This is what happens when you mention spiderman 3 around eddie.
Hey Tumblr, lets play a game
Congratulations! You have found a genie and he promises everybody in the world one wish. He has everybody get in line and state their wish. The first person makes his wish and the genie reveals his twist: the next person in line comes up with the horrible plot twist that the wisher must suffer. This goes on and on until no more wishers are left.
The rules are that simple. You make a wish and the person who reblogs makes a twist, then they make their own wish which gets a twist from the person who reblogs that who makes a wish et cetera, et cetera.
Example: “i wish for x ray vision”
Reblogged: “Granted but now everybody you look at gets cancer. I wish for the power of super flight” et cetera.
Now without further ado, lets begin:
I wish that I could steal powers like the aliens from space jam.
Again. Ill just leave this here
I miss you old school crossovers
Source: marvel/dc 1997 batman/captain america crossover special
(Side note: amalgam comics is returning!!!)
If I, the mighty Thor, had cried for help, verily would I look quite stupid at this moment in time.