(Side note: I call dibs on the term “dinochrist”)
Ok so it has been a long while since i have had a good rant and these things tend to be cathartic so lets just get this out and over with. I am tired of people being more equal than others. Wait. Hold the fuck up. This isnt what you think. So i was overhearing an argument about abortion, and one person was against and one was for it. Both were male, ok they disagree but they both bring up valid points. Then one guys girlfriend gets involved and right off the rip she says “it doesnt matter to you you are a guy. Your opinion isnt as valid as mine” boom. Like that. No discourse, no fucking thought, just right out the gate with misandry. And i get to thinking “what the fucking fuck” i mean feminism is about equality. Cool. I support that. I love that shit and want it to continue. What i dont want is this bastardized altered view where all men are evil and maligned just like women used to be. That doesnt fix anything. It just regresses us! It goes against everything that these people claim to stand for. Another example. I work at [redacted] and at [redacted] we have these fucking theme days. One was literary character day so they all dressed as favorite literary characters. One of the middle managers decided he would be malcom x. One because he isnt too bright and didnt realize that when we say literary characters we mean fictional and not the subject of a biography, and two because he honors and respects him. Ok, cool. So i go up and ask which malcom x he respects. He says “i only know of one” i say “are you talking about the racist radical terrorist who once invited members of the american nazi party to his speeches and vowed to kill everybody of MY COLOR? Or are you talking about that brief time at the end of his life where he tried to fix that because he realized he was an asshole? Because i feel that this creates a divisive environment right here” but of course he just laughed and walked away because he is black and i am white and whitey must be keeping a brother down by bringing this up and besides my opinion isnt valid because of my goddamn skin color. Right? Makes sense?! Listen. I love equality. I do. I think its time we all realize that we are all chuckleheaded greedy moronic lustful violent bags of donkey shit. But what i hate is when YOUR equality threatens MY equality. Cool your people got oppressed. Sorry bro, but you grew up in a 3 story house in iowa. Fuck yourself and your “reparations” hey listen. I know your grandma got catcalled in the office way back when, but seriously, get over it women are fucking pigs too. You want equality but only the good shit. The stuff that says I CANT do this or I CANT do that or YOU DESERVE this or YOU DESERVE that. Fuck that. You get the good and the bad. You want to level the playing field? Ok. How about everybody gets a say. An equal say when debating. How about you shut up and listen to people for once. How about you think about why its ok for you to use a racial slur but if i say a person is black as opposed to “african american” (you arent from africa you are from queens, eat a dick) i get my ass reamed. Its fucking bullshit. You think you are owed something because there was that time when WASP’s were mean and selfish and made everybody use different water fountains and slapped more asses than don fucking draper that you, personally are entitled to shit? Fuck. You. You should get the same shit. The same say. The same social stigmas that i get. Society needs changing. Im not saying there isnt still old fashioned bigotry. Im not saying that people still dont hate. I am saying its everywhere and yes, white men are sometimes the problem; but its NOT ALWAYS white men that are the problem. Chew on that.
Breakdown of the latest episode of game of thrones:
the guy who skinned the deer needs the scarred midget to marry the girl whose dad got his head cut off because he thinks that the flower people are plotting to have the gay knight marry her, but he knows that they have to wait till cleavage girl and the king who likes to threaten people with crossbows get married. what he doesn’t know is that the guy who played the guy from the wire is playing all of them and has his own designs on the girl who likes lemon cakes, so they don’t see the danger in the blond woman with the nipple breastplate going to the guy who runs the whorehouse and cluing him in on the fact that they are concerned about who the dumb girl with long red hair is going to marry. oh and the chick who fucked her brother marrying the guy who fucked the king that got assassinated doesn’t really have anything to do with the tall girl from the family of the main characters, but the mean dad decided that he needs additional influence over the family of the old lady who loves to talk about poop. Simple right?!
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